Alot of Game characters are feeling lonely this time of year and have turned to a Dating website in a local internet cafe…
Luigi: No you wont!
Mario: Yes I will!
Luigi: Yes I will!
Mario: Yes I will – SEND!
Luigi: Damnit Mario! You and peach can make it through this! There’s no need to cheat on her!
Mario: She got kidnapped 114 times in a year. I can not be bothered with her any more.
Luigi: Well you have a point…
Mario: And plus i sent the divorce papers to her by pipe, if she’s too busy being kidnapped to read them that’s her own fault!!!!!
Mario: And plus, that girl i just sent the dating request to was fine!
Bowser: (Walking by) Oh hey guys how’s it going, oh Mario btw, I kidnapped peach again, drop by my fortress by next Monday if you wanna rescue her.
Mario: Well thanks for the info Bowser but there’s really no need, I’m on a dating website looking for someone else…
Bowser: Hah! i feel sorry for whoever you end up with! He lemme see your profile (Pushes Luigi out of his seat)
Bowser: Let’s see… ” I’m Mario, Can’t tell you my age for legal reasons, i like shrooms, jumping on turtles, and fighting a giant lizard”… To be honest you don’t sound that interesting man. Let me Do your page up!
Mario: No! Wait! i haven’t mentioned about that movie i once did! i know it sucked but it counts for something right!
Bowser: No. It doesn’t.
Sonic: Tails, I’ve had over 4 responses since i set up this account 3 months ago… you think I should give these girls a try?
Tails: Of course man!
Sonic: Ok… Here goes nothing…. (Clicks onto first response) Wow…. she looks a lot like you man, haha, looks like you just threw some make up and a dress on!
Tails: Well what can i say! She must be a looker… you should date her.
Knuckles: Nah, she’s kinda ugly, check the next girl.
Sonic: She looks like you again tails…
Sonic: Holy crap! i have a filter on! How did that get there!
Tails: Who knows…
Sonic: And i also have 53 requests from Amy… yeah perhaps this online dating thing wasn’t such a good idea.
Tails: NO! Wait! Give those first 4 girls a chance!!!!! (Shaking him)
Dante: Holy crap this Lara Croft chick looks badass! I’m glad i signed up for this site!
Nero: I still think Tifa looks hotter.
Dante: Eh, she’s a bit too RPG-e
Nero: Fine! but if Lara turns out to have to be tight then don’t come complaining to me!
Dante: Yeah whatever!
Dante: No wait… ivy looks even hotter… just look at that outfit.
Nero: (Reading more of Dante’s requests) Fang and Vanille!? Aren’t they made of crystal or some shit like that!?
Dante: And the last request comes from…Peach…
Mario: (Overhearing) …… THAT SKANK!!! THERE’S NO WAY IM RESCUING HER FROM BOWSER NOW!
Luigi: but weren’t you about to cheat on her?
Mario: That’s not the point! And I wasn’t going to cheat! sent her the divorce papers already!
Luigi: Right, but you were still planing on dating someone else while you were still married…
Mario:… (Turns into fire Mario and throws a fire ball at him)
Luigi: Owch Owch Owch! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Mario: Fuck this shit man I’m going speed dating.
Luigi: Oh right, like that’ll solve everything.
Mario: Shut up! (Throws another fireball)
Luigi: Owch Owch Owch owch! Hot! Hot! Hot!