Mario goes Christian Bale

It’s the first day of filming for Super Mario Galaxy 2 and tensions are high on set… Yes it’s like filming a movie. Get over it.


Camera man: AAaaaand ACTION!

Bowser: (Grabbing hold of peach) Muahahaha! You’ll never get her back this time Mario!

Mario: That’s where you’re wrong Bowser! (Summons the power of his Luma and shoots up) This time it ENDS!!!!!!-


BOOM- as half the set is decimated by Kratos and Zeus bursting through while filming on their set. Continue reading “Mario goes Christian Bale”


Links uncharted quest

More Incredible than the Ocarina of time, more ground-breaking than the Wind Waker and more mind-boggling than Twilight Princess combined, this Links adventure was perhaps the most epic ever, until he reached Ganondorfs lair and the game was never published… wonder why not?

Link: (Bursts through the door to Ganondorfs lair) Prepare to met your end Ganondorf, this time you WON’T be retur- wait what the hell!? (Looks around and sees an array of various other game characters all with drinks, socialising and dancing at some kind of party)

Ganondorf: (Materialises in front of Link) Oh hello uh… Link is it?

Link: Well yeah uh… and as I was saying Prepare to meet your- wait wait, what exactly is going on here? Continue reading “Links uncharted quest”